Dubya cracks me up!

Lewis Paul Bremer III, a.k.a. Jerry Bremer, former president envoy to Iraq during 14 months having absolute power in every affair in Iraq. Appointed by George W. Bush when Dick Cheney recommended him for the job.

Why was he the appropriate person for the job:

-No experience at all in a secretary or any big company.

-Didn’t speak Arabic.

-Knew nothing about Middle East .

-Loyal to the Republicans Party.

-Really elegant (daddy was CEO of Christian Dior Perfumes Corporation).

-Retired.

-Amazingly good cook, his specialty French cusine.

He apparently traveled around (not backpacking) wanting to understand the country, but understood nothing. And if that wasn’t enough the fact that Iraqis where fighting back the American occupation left him astonished, since he couldn’t comprehend why Americans where not received with big hugs and kisses.

His methods to stabilize the country were:

-Turning Iraq into an economy based on oil controlled by U.S. companies.

-Dissolving the army and firing every soldier: all the military joint the insurgency.

-Fired every public servant member of Baaz Party. Schools, government secretaries and public companies were suddenly empty.

All data here is true, as it always is in my blog.

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• Source and picture from El País and The Washington Post.