Seven deadly sins 2.0

Here you have the latest sin update from The Vatican:

FIRST: Pedophilia. Catholic Church had to face last year the highest bill, 660$, to silence everyone who suffered any kind of sexual abuse by their 'employees'.

SECOND: Unethical experiments such as genetic engineering. Supporting Nazis and all their insane experiments do not count...ehem.

THIRD: Drugs, as in I suddenly see a burning bush talking to me. Moses was a junkie, God is a mushroom?

FOURTH: Social injustice, the CIA World Factbook recorded state revenues of US$209.6 million, against expenditures (including capital outlays) of US$198.5 million, thus registering an impressive budget surplus of US$11.1 million. And then they like to play monopoly with banks.

FIFTH: Obscene riches but apart from the pope loving fancy Gucci shoes and Prada sunglasses has decided to sell the word of God for the moderate price of 15 Eurocents each.

SIXTH: Bioethical violations such as abortion where since they are not going to have a problem here there's no reason why it should be even discussed.

SEVENTH: Polluting, it took them fifteen hundred years to find one not to be blamed about.

Images from Boston, No Believes, Get religion, Alice Bag, Flickr.