Top hit: “My girl” by Mariano Rajoy

Rajoy recently said he wished a better Spain were a little innocent girl would love to live with peace and harmony. Obama did the same a few days later.

“Obama quoted me” said Rajoy yesterday… Do I need to comment on that? I am imagining counselors in the Democrat American campaigns looking for ideas in conservative Spanish political parties... ehem

It’s beyond funny.

After laughing my way to the grave and began breathing again I just thought about the poor little girl. He forgot to say how things would for this little, tinny, cute, lovely, adorable girl in a peaceful and full of opportunities Spain.

If that girl happened to have two mummies or two Daddies Rajoy is not going to let her live with them. God helps her not to be gay, because she is going to have no rights.

If the kiddo happens to be handicapped her parents are not going to get any help from he government. If their parents don’t agree with a catholic doctrine, better they shut up and ask for nothing since Rajoy thinks religion should be compulsory in shcools. If she doesn’t come from a nice neighborhood, hope she aspires to work either as a waiter or in a factory.

Of course (Rajoy) thinks her bigger aspiration is hunting a husband and being a princess, but she better is careful as divorce is going to be a calvary, the husband can beat, hit, stab or burn you (if not all together) but marriage is an institution, and God apparently have whispered him to maintain it no matter how hard it is.

No relieve when dying in pain, no public help from the government when old… the list could go on but there’s no need.

God save Spain… I just hope my God is not the Same as Rajoy’s.

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Zapatero (PSOE) VS Rajoy (PP) , Spain elections are a circus!

Spanish politicians improve themselves every election. Seems that in the country the more nonsense you are the more votes you may get.

Both proposals are something to really listen carefully. While ones(PSOE) offer you the eternal kingdom of future poverty, the other ones (PP) are willing to go back to the civil rights which our former beloved dictator planned for the country.

Have all of them gone crazy? Where do they have their minds while talking about giving back to every citizen 400euros? Increasing the pensions, hire tones of teachers, give money away for young people paying their apartments? Who is going to pay all that? How much fun is to play with everyone else's money? Love it.

Or in the other side still insisting on ETA being the planner in Madrid’s terrorist attacks, wanting to go back in 101% of the laws that the current government have applied, supporting every single issue that goes through the, pretty empty, heads of the Catholic Church in what I’ve heard it is a secular Spain. The PP is just unbelievable, who have given them the power of deciding what's moraly correct!?! Sure in a little while they'll decided who rules the party with white smoke... no more comments.

At that point, one can just think that either we are going back to Franco, whom I am sure they would bring back to life if they could, or try to have our Evita Peron’s philosophy which basically consists in giving bread away while you do anything to create wealth so people can feed themselves without having to beg in the future.

The only possible conclusion one can arrive to is that Spanish politicians don’t even try to disguise the fact that they are trying to buy votes instead of gaining them. Pathetic.

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